Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Radical think tank needed

Nationwide economic collapse was exactly the type of thing that a radical left think tank could have anticipated. We could and should have had structures and plans in place in case of such an eventuality. One of a number of ways that the right is far better organized and established than the left.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Texas has "accidentally" banned all marriage (straight and gay)

Dear (non)existent readers,

This mistake in Texas could allow us the perfect marketing opportunity to push for the overturn of gay marriage bans. How can/should we use this? We need to act quickly!

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Bam! Awesome. Wish she was still writing...

Saturday, June 13, 2009



Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Don't forget, I stole this from here.

hey you, pop culture

stop describing a wedding day as the most important day in a woman’s life. I suspect that the very idea of a single most important day in someone’s life is absurd, but if it does exist, I’m sure “the day you got into Harvard” or “the day you found out your cancer had gone into remission” or, my personal favorite, “the day you had your first orgasm” would be closer to the top than “the day you showed off your $8,000 white dress signaling your make-believe virginity while binding yourself financially and emotionally to a man in front of a make-believe deity.” If I ever get married, it will damn well be the best fucking party in my life, the best accumulation of expensive gifts in a single day, but the most important day? I’m insulted.

I'd go further to break down the class assumptions, and to challenge the institution, but to save time I'll just note that marriage and wedding ceremonies seem to go a long way towards promoting a wealthy, straight, white, male interpretation of history.